Ode to a fake Christmas tree:
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so flame retardent;
O Chirstmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so flame retardment;
Not only lean just to the right,
But also burn with electric light.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so flame retardent.
My beautiful Christmas tree, aesthetically pleasing and compliant with all fire and building codes. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (oh no I could redo that song too...another day)!
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